My Life, according to Weird Al

Describe yourself: "Fat" and "White and Nerdy" and "I Love Rocky Road"

How do you feel: "Like a Surgeon" and "Constipated"

Describe where you currently live: "Nature Trail to Hell" also "Traffic Jam"

If you could go anywhere, where would you go: "Albuquerque"

Your favourite form of transportation:  "Another One Rides The Bus"

Your best friend is(are): "It's Still Billy Joel to Me"

Your fear: "Slime Creatures From Outer Space"  or "Living With A Hernia"

What is the best advice you have to give: "Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch" and "Just Eat It"

Thought for the day: "The Saga Begins"

How I would like to die: "Smells Like Nirvana"

My soul's present condition: "I Think I'm a Clone Now"

My motto: "Everything You Know is Wrong"